Thursday, September 29, 2016

HELP WANTED!

OMAR IS ALWAYS READY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVES AND GET THE JOB DONE! 

BUT SOMETIMES… WELL, MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY,  HE JUST DOESN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH ALL THE WAY. THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TIMES!


Care to see this at a larger size? Well NOW you can! Send $19.95 to …me! And then click on the specimen cup!
Speaking of shit…
Clicking the excrement will only make it bigger!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.” 
Arnold Schwarzenegger Actor/Governor of California 2003-2010





Wednesday, September 21, 2016

WHAT TIME IS IT?

DON'T BE A SHMUCK!

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This classy 9" wall clock comes with a FREE AA battery!

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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

WHY'D THE CHIMP CROSS THE ROAD?

BE SURE TO LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING

And then go the other way!


Click on Rodney's nose to experience a much larger picture!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.If He put it here and
He wants it to grow, what givesthe government the right to say that God is wrong?” 
Willie Nelson - Musician, Writer, Actor, Activist



Tuesday, September 13, 2016

ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

TODD IS TRAVELING

and he seems to be in no big 

rush to get where he's going!

It's a lifestyle thing, man!


Those bloodshot baby blues feelin' the burn as they're tryin' to read all this tiny type?
Well just click on the "B sharp" note and you'll see the full size epic unfold before your very eyes!


QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times At Ridgemont High




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Thursday, September 8, 2016

TIME TO TEST!

OMAR FINDS HIMSELF IN A BIT OF A TIGHT SQUEEZE!

Luckily his pals have got his back… kinda.

The first appearance of Omar & his pals way back in 2011.
This was originally an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine. 
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“As a physician, I recommend nutritious hemp seeds and oil to anyone 
interested in maintaining a healthy diet. Everyone will benefit when 
American farmers can grow this amazing crop once again.” 
Andrew Weil, M.D.  - Physician, Neuropath, Writer, and Teacher of Holistic Medicine


Tuesday, September 6, 2016

WE GET MAIL!

OMAR IS DEFINITELY ON HIS WAY

TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS!

What exactly those are is up for debate!


Did you know: If you have skills listed on your LinkedIn profile then chances of
your profile being viewed increases by 
13 times compared to when you have no skills listed.
See… Omar ain't so dumb!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.”  
Hugh Hefner - Founder of Playboy Magazine





Thursday, September 1, 2016

PLEASE… DON'T ASK!

I AM SEEING A VERY LARGE GROAN ABOUT

TO MANIFEST ITSELF IN YOUR FUTURE!

You have been warned!

Click the crystal ball for a bright future and larger view of life!

QUOTE of the DAY:
“I’ve never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of coffee.” – Donald Trump  President of The Trump Corporation, Investor, TV Personality, Presidential Candidate

Click the flies! I dare ya!