Friday, November 18, 2016

THE BENEFITS OF BEING A GOOD HOST

OMAR HAS A TRANSCENDENT MOMENT. 

TEX HAS QUESTIONS. 

This is the time that a larger view of things could be VERY useful. Give it a click and see what happens!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we’d rather you did this with us.’”
Matt Damon -Actor, Writer, Producer




Friday, November 11, 2016

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

A CALL GOES OUT!

WILL IT BE IN TIME?

Click The Apple Core For A Larger View!


QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.”
Barack Obama - 44th U.S. President








Tuesday, November 8, 2016

REMEMBER TO ZIG ZAG!

THINGS QUICKLY ESCALATE

…BAD DAY TO BE A POOLBOY

If at any time you would like to see this comic in a larger view, just click on any of the trash cans.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It’s a new day and age, this is, uh, the year…fuck year is it? I don’t know, because I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don’t do.” – 
Nick Diaz - MMA Fighter





Friday, November 4, 2016

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE!

BANG! BANG!

MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN!

Too small to read? Give it a click and you'll get a larger version!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” 
Andy Warhol - Artist





Thursday, October 27, 2016

NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY

TEX IS ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

OR IS HE?


Do yourself a favor and click on Tex's trusty six-shooter for a larger view.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“Everything is better with a bag of weed.”
Stewie Griffin - Family Guy





Tuesday, October 25, 2016

I AM THE LAW!

OMAR SETTLES IN FOR SOME 

RELAXING TELEVISED ENTERTAINMENT  

AND THE PLOT QUICKLY THICKENS! 

Bigger is better they always say! Click the question mark for a better view!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
  “If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.”
 Danny Danko  - Senior Cultivation Editor for High Times Magazine







Thursday, October 20, 2016

YOU GOTTA CHILL!

OMAR'S PALS ARE CONCERNED FOR HIS WELL BEING!

TOO MUCH REALITY IS NEVER A GOOD THING!

If it's a larger view you seek, then a quick click on the remote will do the trick!
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation of marijuana led generally
to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization.” – Carl Sagan - Astronomer 



Tuesday, October 18, 2016

THE "TEX SIMIAN" SAGA BEGINS!

YOU CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!
THEN SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE! 

A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS!

For a larger view, click the "click!"

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required
 ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual
 growth of the hemp fields?” – Henry Ford - Founder of Ford Motor Company







Thursday, October 13, 2016

LET'S HAVE SOME %&$#!&@ FUN!


IT'S A STRESSFUL WORLD OUT THERE!

SO KICK BACK, LIGHT ONE UP AND RELAX!

Like to see today's post in a larger format? 
Click HERE and your wish will come true!



QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.”
Stephen King - Contemporary Horror and Suspense Author



Thursday, October 6, 2016

OMAR IS HARD AT WORK…

Just found this in the archives…

Our young simian hero during one of his earlier stages of employment.
Always the professional! Always a gentleman!
Makes me so proud!

"That's it, baby… yer a sweet little flower and yer about to bloom! OHHHH YEAH!"

Thursday, September 29, 2016

HELP WANTED!

OMAR IS ALWAYS READY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVES AND GET THE JOB DONE! 

BUT SOMETIMES… WELL, MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY,  HE JUST DOESN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH ALL THE WAY. THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TIMES!


Care to see this at a larger size? Well NOW you can! Send $19.95 to …me! And then click on the specimen cup!
Speaking of shit…
Clicking the excrement will only make it bigger!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.” 
Arnold Schwarzenegger Actor/Governor of California 2003-2010





Wednesday, September 21, 2016

WHAT TIME IS IT?

DON'T BE A SHMUCK!

GET YOUR VERY OWN "420 WALL CLOCK"!


This classy 9" wall clock comes with a FREE AA battery!

DON'T DELAY! ORDER YOURS TODAY!

JUST CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR "420 WALL CLOCK"!

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

WHY'D THE CHIMP CROSS THE ROAD?

BE SURE TO LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING

And then go the other way!


Click on Rodney's nose to experience a much larger picture!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.If He put it here and
He wants it to grow, what givesthe government the right to say that God is wrong?” 
Willie Nelson - Musician, Writer, Actor, Activist



Tuesday, September 13, 2016

ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

TODD IS TRAVELING

and he seems to be in no big 

rush to get where he's going!

It's a lifestyle thing, man!


Those bloodshot baby blues feelin' the burn as they're tryin' to read all this tiny type?
Well just click on the "B sharp" note and you'll see the full size epic unfold before your very eyes!


QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times At Ridgemont High




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Thursday, September 8, 2016

TIME TO TEST!

OMAR FINDS HIMSELF IN A BIT OF A TIGHT SQUEEZE!

Luckily his pals have got his back… kinda.

The first appearance of Omar & his pals way back in 2011.
This was originally an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine. 
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“As a physician, I recommend nutritious hemp seeds and oil to anyone 
interested in maintaining a healthy diet. Everyone will benefit when 
American farmers can grow this amazing crop once again.” 
Andrew Weil, M.D.  - Physician, Neuropath, Writer, and Teacher of Holistic Medicine


Tuesday, September 6, 2016

WE GET MAIL!

OMAR IS DEFINITELY ON HIS WAY

TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS!

What exactly those are is up for debate!


Did you know: If you have skills listed on your LinkedIn profile then chances of
your profile being viewed increases by 
13 times compared to when you have no skills listed.
See… Omar ain't so dumb!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.”  
Hugh Hefner - Founder of Playboy Magazine





Thursday, September 1, 2016

PLEASE… DON'T ASK!

I AM SEEING A VERY LARGE GROAN ABOUT

TO MANIFEST ITSELF IN YOUR FUTURE!

You have been warned!

Click the crystal ball for a bright future and larger view of life!

QUOTE of the DAY:
“I’ve never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of coffee.” – Donald Trump  President of The Trump Corporation, Investor, TV Personality, Presidential Candidate

Click the flies! I dare ya!

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

GOT WHIZZ?

Omar's career choice leaves him spinning!

Luckily there's Monkey Whizz to keep him winning!


Click on the donut and there will be a larger picture for all to see!

Another in a series of comic strips that originally ran as part of an ad for
SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.
Story & Art by DC Roberts


QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I
did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.”
Truman Capote - Novelist, Screenwriter, Playwright


Thursday, August 25, 2016

BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU!

It's Time to Get Up and Get Some Exercise!

And Getting Up To Get Another Bag Of Cheetos DOES NOT COUNT!

To see a larger size, please click on the Purple Moor Grass!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing.

I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago.

All through the sixties I tested everything! ” 

Bill Lee - Pitcher for Boston Red Sox 


Larger? You know what to do!

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

SHOW & TELL!

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OPERATING YOUR BRAND NEW "MONKEY DONG"!

Omar takes center stage and tells it like it is!

Today we have a VERY SPECIAL EDUCATIONAL EPISODE that should be studied VERY CAREFULLY by everyone and especially by anyone wishing to know more about the simple STEP-BY-STEP APPLICATION in the usage of the MONKEY DONG system by Serious Monkey Bizzness. At some point, there will be a test. And this is one test you DO NOT want to fail!



To make your "Monkey Dong" even bigger, just click on "pee hole"!
This strip originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.
Story & Art by DC Roberts


Quote of the Day:
Of course I know how to roll a joint.” 
Martha Stewart - TV Personality, Writer, Business Woman



NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY & THURSDAY!