HELP WANTED!

OMAR IS ALWAYS READY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVES AND GET THE JOB DONE! 

BUT SOMETIMES… WELL, MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY,  HE JUST DOESN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH ALL THE WAY. THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TIMES!

Speaking of shit…

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.” 

Arnold Schwarzenegger Actor/Governor of California 2003-2010

WHAT TIME IS IT?

DON'T BE A SHMUCK!

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WHY'D THE CHIMP CROSS THE ROAD?

BE SURE TO LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING

And then go the other way!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.If He put it here and
He wants it to grow, what givesthe government the right to say that God is wrong?” 

Willie Nelson - Musician, Writer, Actor, Activist

ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

TODD IS TRAVELING

and he seems to be in no big rush to get where he's going!

It's a lifestyle thing, man!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times At Ridgemont High

TIME TO TEST!

OMAR FINDS HIMSELF IN A BIT OF A TIGHT SQUEEZE!

Luckily his pals have got his back… kinda.

The first appearance of Omar & his pals way back in 2011.
This was originally an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“As a physician, I recommend nutritious hemp seeds and oil to anyone 

interested in maintaining a healthy diet. Everyone will benefit when 

American farmers can grow this amazing crop once again.” 

Andrew Weil, M.D.  - Physician, Neuropath, Writer, and Teacher of Holistic Medicine

WE GET MAIL!

OMAR IS DEFINITELY ON HIS WAY

TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS!

What exactly those are is up for debate!

Did you know: If you have skills listed on your LinkedIn profile then chances of
your profile being viewed increases by 13 times compared to when you have no skills listed.
See… Omar ain't so dumb!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.”  

Hugh Hefner - Founder of Playboy Magazine

PLEASE… DON'T ASK!

I AM SEEING A VERY LARGE GROAN ABOUT

TO MANIFEST ITSELF IN YOUR FUTURE!

You have been warned!

QUOTE of the DAY:

“I’ve never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of coffee.”
Donald Trump  President of The Trump Corporation, Investor, TV Personality, 45th President of the United States

Click the flies! I dare ya!

GOT WHIZZ?

Omar's career choice leaves him spinning!

Luckily there's Monkey Whizz to keep him winning!

Another in a series of comic strips that originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.
Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I

did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.”

Truman Capote - Novelist, Screenwriter, Playwright

BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU!

It's Time to Get Up and Get Some Exercise!

And Getting Up To Get Another Bag Of Cheetos DOES NOT COUNT!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing.

I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago.

All through the sixties I tested everything! ” 

Bill Lee - Pitcher for Boston Red Sox 

Larger? You know what to do!

SHOW & TELL!

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OPERATING YOUR BRAND NEW "MONKEY DONG"!

Omar takes center stage and tells it like it is!

Today we have a VERY SPECIAL EDUCATIONAL EPISODE that should be studied VERY CAREFULLY by everyone and especially by anyone wishing to know more about the simple STEP-BY-STEP APPLICATION in the usage of the MONKEY DONG system by Serious Monkey Bizzness. At some point, there will be a test. And this is one test you DO NOT want to fail!

 This strip originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.

Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Of course I know how to roll a joint.” 

Martha Stewart - TV Personality, Writer, Business Woman

NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY & THURSDAY!

LANGSTON TO THE RESCUE!

Omar's pal, Langston is always ready to lend a helping hand!

…or tongue. …or anything else that's necessary!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
Bob Marley - Musician, Activist


And now for something completely different…

DOWN ON THE FARM!

BEWARE! There Might Be Giants!

This strip originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.
Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.” 

James Franco Actor, Filmmaker, Professor, and Writer