THE BENEFITS OF BEING A GOOD HOST

OMAR HAS A TRANSCENDENT MOMENT. 

TEX HAS QUESTIONS. 

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we’d rather you did this with us.’”

Matt Damon -Actor, Writer, Producer

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

A CALL GOES OUT!

WILL IT BE IN TIME?

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.”

Barack Obama - 44th U.S. President

REMEMBER TO ZIG ZAG!

THINGS QUICKLY ESCALATE

…BAD DAY TO BE A POOLBOY

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It’s a new day and age, this is, uh, the year…fuck year is it? I don’t know, because I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don’t do.” – 

Nick Diaz - MMA Fighter

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE!

BANG! BANG!

MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN!

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” 

Andy Warhol - Artist

NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY

TEX IS ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

OR IS HE?

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Everything is better with a bag of weed.”

Stewie Griffin - Family Guy

I AM THE LAW!

OMAR SETTLES IN FOR SOME 

RELAXING TELEVISED ENTERTAINMENT  

AND THE PLOT QUICKLY THICKENS! 

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

  “If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.”
 Danny Danko  - Senior Cultivation Editor for High Times Magazine

YOU GOTTA CHILL!

OMAR'S PALS ARE CONCERNED FOR HIS WELL BEING!

TOO MUCH REALITY IS NEVER A GOOD THING!

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation of marijuana led generally

to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization.” – Carl Sagan - Astronomer 

THE "TEX SIMIAN" SAGA BEGINS!

YOU CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!
THEN SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE! 

A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS!

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QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required
 ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual
 growth of the hemp fields?” – Henry Ford - Founder of Ford Motor Company

LET'S HAVE SOME %&$#!&@ FUN!

IT'S A STRESSFUL WORLD OUT THERE!

SO KICK BACK, LIGHT ONE UP AND RELAX!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.”

Stephen King - Contemporary Horror and Suspense Author

OMAR IS HARD AT WORK…

Just found this in the archives…

Our young simian hero during one of his earlier stages of employment.
Always the professional! Always a gentleman!
Makes me so proud!

"That's it, baby… yer a sweet little flower and yer about to bloom! OHHHH YEAH!"

HELP WANTED!

OMAR IS ALWAYS READY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVES AND GET THE JOB DONE! 

BUT SOMETIMES… WELL, MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY,  HE JUST DOESN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH ALL THE WAY. THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TIMES!

Speaking of shit…

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.” 

Arnold Schwarzenegger Actor/Governor of California 2003-2010

WHAT TIME IS IT?

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WHY'D THE CHIMP CROSS THE ROAD?

BE SURE TO LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING

And then go the other way!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.If He put it here and
He wants it to grow, what givesthe government the right to say that God is wrong?” 

Willie Nelson - Musician, Writer, Actor, Activist

ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

TODD IS TRAVELING

and he seems to be in no big rush to get where he's going!

It's a lifestyle thing, man!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times At Ridgemont High

TIME TO TEST!

OMAR FINDS HIMSELF IN A BIT OF A TIGHT SQUEEZE!

Luckily his pals have got his back… kinda.

The first appearance of Omar & his pals way back in 2011.
This was originally an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“As a physician, I recommend nutritious hemp seeds and oil to anyone 

interested in maintaining a healthy diet. Everyone will benefit when 

American farmers can grow this amazing crop once again.” 

Andrew Weil, M.D.  - Physician, Neuropath, Writer, and Teacher of Holistic Medicine

WE GET MAIL!

OMAR IS DEFINITELY ON HIS WAY

TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS!

What exactly those are is up for debate!

Did you know: If you have skills listed on your LinkedIn profile then chances of
your profile being viewed increases by 13 times compared to when you have no skills listed.
See… Omar ain't so dumb!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.”  

Hugh Hefner - Founder of Playboy Magazine

PLEASE… DON'T ASK!

I AM SEEING A VERY LARGE GROAN ABOUT

TO MANIFEST ITSELF IN YOUR FUTURE!

You have been warned!

QUOTE of the DAY:

“I’ve never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of coffee.”
Donald Trump  President of The Trump Corporation, Investor, TV Personality, 45th President of the United States

Click the flies! I dare ya!

GOT WHIZZ?

Omar's career choice leaves him spinning!

Luckily there's Monkey Whizz to keep him winning!

Another in a series of comic strips that originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.
Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I

did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.”

Truman Capote - Novelist, Screenwriter, Playwright

BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU!

It's Time to Get Up and Get Some Exercise!

And Getting Up To Get Another Bag Of Cheetos DOES NOT COUNT!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing.

I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago.

All through the sixties I tested everything! ” 

Bill Lee - Pitcher for Boston Red Sox 

Larger? You know what to do!