DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

IT'S THE END OF AN ERA

AS OMAR TAKES LEAVE OF HIS SENSES

Serious Monkey Bizzness

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.” 

Nick Offerman - Actor, Writer, Carpenter

A COSTLY DECISION

TEX TAKES OFFENSE

AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!

Serious Monkey Bizzness

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

 “I smoked pot in college, and in the Army…”

Al Gore - 45th U.S. Vice President

THE BENEFITS OF BEING A GOOD HOST

OMAR HAS A TRANSCENDENT MOMENT. 

TEX HAS QUESTIONS. 

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we’d rather you did this with us.’”

Matt Damon -Actor, Writer, Producer

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

A CALL GOES OUT!

WILL IT BE IN TIME?

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.”

Barack Obama - 44th U.S. President

REMEMBER TO ZIG ZAG!

THINGS QUICKLY ESCALATE

…BAD DAY TO BE A POOLBOY

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It’s a new day and age, this is, uh, the year…fuck year is it? I don’t know, because I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don’t do.” – 

Nick Diaz - MMA Fighter

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE!

BANG! BANG!

MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN!

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” 

Andy Warhol - Artist

NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY

TEX IS ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

OR IS HE?

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Everything is better with a bag of weed.”

Stewie Griffin - Family Guy

I AM THE LAW!

OMAR SETTLES IN FOR SOME 

RELAXING TELEVISED ENTERTAINMENT  

AND THE PLOT QUICKLY THICKENS! 

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

  “If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.”
 Danny Danko  - Senior Cultivation Editor for High Times Magazine

YOU GOTTA CHILL!

OMAR'S PALS ARE CONCERNED FOR HIS WELL BEING!

TOO MUCH REALITY IS NEVER A GOOD THING!

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation of marijuana led generally

to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization.” – Carl Sagan - Astronomer 

THE "TEX SIMIAN" SAGA BEGINS!

YOU CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!
THEN SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE! 

A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS!

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QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required
 ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual
 growth of the hemp fields?” – Henry Ford - Founder of Ford Motor Company

LET'S HAVE SOME %&$#!&@ FUN!

IT'S A STRESSFUL WORLD OUT THERE!

SO KICK BACK, LIGHT ONE UP AND RELAX!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.”

Stephen King - Contemporary Horror and Suspense Author

OMAR IS HARD AT WORK…

Just found this in the archives…

Our young simian hero during one of his earlier stages of employment.
Always the professional! Always a gentleman!
Makes me so proud!

"That's it, baby… yer a sweet little flower and yer about to bloom! OHHHH YEAH!"