REMEMBER TO ZIG ZAG!

THINGS QUICKLY ESCALATE

…BAD DAY TO BE A POOLBOY

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It’s a new day and age, this is, uh, the year…fuck year is it? I don’t know, because I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don’t do.” – 

Nick Diaz - MMA Fighter

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE!

BANG! BANG!

MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN!

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” 

Andy Warhol - Artist

NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY

TEX IS ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

OR IS HE?

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Everything is better with a bag of weed.”

Stewie Griffin - Family Guy

I AM THE LAW!

OMAR SETTLES IN FOR SOME 

RELAXING TELEVISED ENTERTAINMENT  

AND THE PLOT QUICKLY THICKENS! 

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

  “If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.”
 Danny Danko  - Senior Cultivation Editor for High Times Magazine

YOU GOTTA CHILL!

OMAR'S PALS ARE CONCERNED FOR HIS WELL BEING!

TOO MUCH REALITY IS NEVER A GOOD THING!

SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation of marijuana led generally

to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization.” – Carl Sagan - Astronomer 

THE "TEX SIMIAN" SAGA BEGINS!

YOU CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!
THEN SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE! 

A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS!

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QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required
 ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual
 growth of the hemp fields?” – Henry Ford - Founder of Ford Motor Company

LET'S HAVE SOME %&$#!&@ FUN!

IT'S A STRESSFUL WORLD OUT THERE!

SO KICK BACK, LIGHT ONE UP AND RELAX!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.”

Stephen King - Contemporary Horror and Suspense Author

OMAR IS HARD AT WORK…

Just found this in the archives…

Our young simian hero during one of his earlier stages of employment.
Always the professional! Always a gentleman!
Makes me so proud!

"That's it, baby… yer a sweet little flower and yer about to bloom! OHHHH YEAH!"

HELP WANTED!

OMAR IS ALWAYS READY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVES AND GET THE JOB DONE! 

BUT SOMETIMES… WELL, MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY,  HE JUST DOESN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH ALL THE WAY. THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TIMES!

Speaking of shit…

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.” 

Arnold Schwarzenegger Actor/Governor of California 2003-2010

WHAT TIME IS IT?

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WHY'D THE CHIMP CROSS THE ROAD?

BE SURE TO LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING

And then go the other way!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.If He put it here and
He wants it to grow, what givesthe government the right to say that God is wrong?” 

Willie Nelson - Musician, Writer, Actor, Activist

ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

TODD IS TRAVELING

and he seems to be in no big rush to get where he's going!

It's a lifestyle thing, man!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times At Ridgemont High