GOT WHIZZ?

Omar's career choice leaves him spinning!

Luckily there's Monkey Whizz to keep him winning!

Another in a series of comic strips that originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.
Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I

did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.”

Truman Capote - Novelist, Screenwriter, Playwright

BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU!

It's Time to Get Up and Get Some Exercise!

And Getting Up To Get Another Bag Of Cheetos DOES NOT COUNT!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing.

I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago.

All through the sixties I tested everything! ” 

Bill Lee - Pitcher for Boston Red Sox 

Larger? You know what to do!

SHOW & TELL!

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OPERATING YOUR BRAND NEW "MONKEY DONG"!

Omar takes center stage and tells it like it is!

Today we have a VERY SPECIAL EDUCATIONAL EPISODE that should be studied VERY CAREFULLY by everyone and especially by anyone wishing to know more about the simple STEP-BY-STEP APPLICATION in the usage of the MONKEY DONG system by Serious Monkey Bizzness. At some point, there will be a test. And this is one test you DO NOT want to fail!

 This strip originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.

Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Of course I know how to roll a joint.” 

Martha Stewart - TV Personality, Writer, Business Woman

NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY & THURSDAY!

LANGSTON TO THE RESCUE!

Omar's pal, Langston is always ready to lend a helping hand!

…or tongue. …or anything else that's necessary!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
Bob Marley - Musician, Activist


And now for something completely different…

DOWN ON THE FARM!

BEWARE! There Might Be Giants!

This strip originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine.
Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.” 

James Franco Actor, Filmmaker, Professor, and Writer

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!

Let this be a lesson to you all: 

Some things are just better left unsaid!

(Especially when it involves a pickle slicer!)

Quote of the DAY:

“Oh, no, my eyes are going bloodshot! I’m going on a trip! I look like I’m doped out of my gourd!” 

Hank Hill - King of the Hill

THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES!

POLITICS (AND POT) MAKE FOR SOME STRANGE BEDFELLOWS!

For the betterment of society, our three simian heroes get together and cook up a plan (well, actually they baked a plan) that they hope will make one grumpy politician see the light. Seems simple enough… so what could possibly go wrong?

This strip originally ran as part of an ad for SERIOUS MONKEY BIZZNESS in HIGH TIMES magazine. 

Story & Art by DC Roberts

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is
equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast”
Ronald Reagan  40th U.S. President

WHEN FRIENDS GET TOGETHER!

OMAR'S DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN!

BUT HE MAY HAVE TO START CHECKING I.D.'S

QUOTE OF THE DAY: 

 “I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high.” 
Ricky Williams  Running Back for the Miami Dolphins

OMAR'S BIG PLAN OF THE DAY…

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream! …Aye, there's the rub!

Methinks this is a lesson to us all… 

Git yer shit done before ya start "relaxing", ya damn fool!

QUOTE OF THE DAY: 

“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.” 

– George Washington 1st U.S. President